The most amazing part of last night was Rubio's audio program getting stuck in a loop.
Didn't we see this in Westworld (the old one, with Yul Brynner)? I mean to say, if Rubio really is a robot, would he sweat that much or have to break for a drink of water so often?
IIRC correctly, though, the robot won. Mostly. Not the case last night.
As you might imagine, the social media Irony Tower came crashing down upon her head.
But even that wasn't as funny as this.
A comedy of errors. The real comedy, as it has been all season, was on Saturday Night Live, which had doppelgangers Bernie Sanders and Larry David talking aboutsocialism errr, democratic socialism, on the Titanic.
Hey John: this is how to be funny. You're failing.
Moments after the Republican debate ended Saturday, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie walked over to Sen. Marco Rubio of Florida, shook his hand and offered some customary words of encouragement.
Rubio stared mutely back, looking flummoxed, Christie told close aides moments later according to one Christie adviser who was in the room.
Christie and his team were buoyant after the New Jersey governor mauled Rubio in a one-on-one face-off in the first half-hour of the debate, repeatedly mocking Rubio for what he called his lack of experience and accomplishments. It was clearly a bad night for Rubio.
Didn't we see this in Westworld (the old one, with Yul Brynner)? I mean to say, if Rubio really is a robot, would he sweat that much or have to break for a drink of water so often?
IIRC correctly, though, the robot won. Mostly. Not the case last night.
“Let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world,” Rubio said.
The moderators then turned to Christie to ask about his criticisms of Rubio’s experience. When Christie doubled down, Rubio returned to his line about Obama three more times. He kept repeating the comment even as Christie mocked him for resorting to a “memorized” sound bite.
“You see, everybody, I want the people at home to think about this. That is what Washington, D.C., does: the drive-by shot at the beginning, with incorrect and incomplete information, and then the memorized 25-second speech that is exactly what his advisers gave him,” Christie said, as the debate audience began to roar.
Frankly I am sorry I missed the debate now. This was Fat Bastard's moment in the GOP spotlight, and he made hay with it. It's even a bigger beatdown than Debbie Wasserman Schultz took for Tweeting something Rubio-level-clueless about the scheduling of last night's debate.
Hmmm, wondering why @GOP trying to hide their #GOPdebate on the Saturday of #SuperBowl weekend no less?!— D Wasserman Schultz (@DWStweets) February 6, 2016
As you might imagine, the social media Irony Tower came crashing down upon her head.
But even that wasn't as funny as this.
A comedy of errors. The real comedy, as it has been all season, was on Saturday Night Live, which had doppelgangers Bernie Sanders and Larry David talking about
Hey John: this is how to be funny. You're failing.
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