"Hague, Schmague" Toons

*Actual quote from Israel's National Security Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir.

Greg Abbott might be having the time of his life. He might also be cruising for an epic bruising. Social media has been both kind and unkind.

BREAKING NEWS: GOVERNOR GREG ABBOTT ISSUES STATEMENT ON PUBLIC FEUD WITH LIAM NISSAN: "I DON'T LIKE STAND-UP COMEDIANS" pic.twitter.com/SJelNvaDAP

— Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) January 25, 2024

Ken Paxton's life, by contrast, is getting a little worse.

#PoliticalCartoon by @branchtoon. pic.twitter.com/qBSAbFTuvf

— Houston Chronicle Opinion (@ChronOpinion) January 23, 2024

What's rough about this next one is that Team Donkey thinks that should be an elephant talking. They just cannot see that all those Republicans who've defected -- who say they're perfectly comfortable in the Democratic Party -- aren't helping them succeed electorally.

Statue Of Limitations https://t.co/AbvotV7qZk pic.twitter.com/XsTqp5BvM2

— Matt Davies (@MatttDavies) January 23, 2024

Sunday "Seen This Movie" Funnies

I didn't like it the first time.

Oh *slaps table* I thought you were talking about 1968.

Offense or defense?

That would be 'neither'.

"Democracy On The Ballot" Funnies

Democratic-aligned pundits and legal experts argue that removing Donald Trump from the presidential ballot, as the Colorado Supreme Court and Maine’s Secretary of State recently decided to do and 12 other states are considering, is not inherently undemocratic because -- even though it takes one major presidential candidate off the ballot in a two-party system -- it’s permitted under an obscure section of the 14th Amendment. Unfortunately, the Constitution hasn’t always been a charter that upheld the highest ideals of democratic participation.

How Boeing Bought Washington https://t.co/jaZwO14NOl

— Katrina vandenHeuvel (@KatrinaNation) January 11, 2024

'Asked and Answered' Funnies