Sunday, April 19, 2026

"Relax, He's a Doctor" Funnies


Not the greatest battle in the history of our country.


But how can Jesus be losing to a Lego Army of Allah?


Even Christians are tiring of this stunt now, so I'll short the blasphemy.
The secular idolatry that TJeez is proposing cannot sanewash the legacy he will leave; the one that ballrooms and arches are intended for. Note that these yuge construction projects won't be completed while he is office (or even still living). That is, if you believe that a peaceful transfer of power is still capable of happening.
I wouldn't count on that. Not with the Donkeys standing as the alternative.
When Kamala Harris lost the 2024 election, a lot of centrist Democrats blamed progressives, as they did when Hillary Clinton lost in 2016, and it’s been a constant drumbeat of recrimination ever since. I’m talking about folks like Quentin Fulks, who blamed Harris’ loss on activists forcing politicians to apologize and “men don’t like people who apologize.” ...

Progressives didn’t select Clinton, Biden, or Harris (all of them centrists). Progressives didn’t decide to have Biden run for a second term -- or for Biden to drop out less than four months before the election. Progressives didn’t select Harris, didn’t decide on her campaign strategy, didn’t write her speeches or choose her issues.

The self-serving pretense by centrists that progressives are to blame -- when they themselves made every decision in the Harris campaign -- is ridiculous.

And they will surely do it again.
The fiery implosion of Eric Swalwell's political career leaves California Dems scrambling to pick up the shattered pieces of a more-chaotic-than-usual gubernatorial jungle primary. Leftover Democrats in that race are circling the sex pest's former supporters like seagulls over a dropped hot dog, but the race is still so crowded with bland shitliberals that the top two choices in November might be a billionaire and a MAGA teevee commentator. So naturally, Democrats had to kick the Green Party's Butch Ware off the ballot. Just to be safe.

This would be that vaunted 'democracy' so many keep telling us they're fighting for.
Two down, two to go. But until Congress can muster some opposition to that sweet Zionist cash, it will be Israel's business as usual. Texas Democrats still have time to correct their unforced error.
Were you satisfied with the size of your tax refund? If so, please try not to act as aroused as Kuffner throating the girth of James Talarico's bank.

What I had forgotten about Phil Garner as a player was the size and definition of his forearms. Those hirsute, twisted cable, ship chain-resembling gunstocks. This photo is classic for a dozen reasons -- the '70s unis, the stirrups, the double play breakup -- but that's my favorite.

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