I know you've been a little busy, Mr. President, and I don't want you to get the wrong impression; your sycophants are doing just fine in that regard. You have, once again, a grand opportunity here in the Deep-In-The-Hearta to "build back better", not to mention bluer, and if you flunk this one, we'll all have that strong Republican Party you and Nancy Pelosi keep saying you want -- in Texas, and all across the country -- two years from now, and for another ten years or so after that.
Try not to fuck it up by making more promises you won't keep or telling outright lies about the amount of aid you say you will provide.
Speaking of grand deceptions ...
“If all consumers don’t benefit from this, we will have wasted our time and failed our constituency,” then-state Sen. David Sibley, a key author of the bill to deregulate the market, said when the switch was first unveiled in 1999. “Competition in the electric industry will benefit Texans by reducing monthly rates,” then-Gov. George W. Bush said later that year.
#txlege working hard for the people, I mean there's nothing going on in the state that our elected representatives should be resolving... If we continue to re-elect incompetence simply because of partisan leanings, we should only expect incompetence from these people. https://t.co/tmU0NfwWrY— Josh Reddoch (@JoshReddoch) February 23, 2021
Here's the deal, though: we complain about these assholes when they're not working, and then we complain about them when they are.
In fairness, they know they're going to be busting their guts all summer in special session on redistricting, so they might as well take long weekends -- you know, the five-day kind, from Thursday through Monday -- every week until May. They always cram all their work into a few late-night skull sessions anyway, and besides the job pays shit. It's always been about the bennies, and Borris Miles will be the first one to tell you that chasing skirts around the Pink Dome ain't what it used to be.
Yeah, life is tough all over, especially for those ERCOT folks -- most of whom didn't live here anyway -- who just cut and ran away from their jobs.
Story now on the web: https://t.co/LTug4EYGzS— Catherine Traywick (@ctraywick) February 23, 2021
Then again, it's not like they went to Utah last week. Or Cancun.
Sen. Ted Cruz is on his phone while former Chief of Police Steven Sund testifies about violence at the January 6 Capitol insurrection.pic.twitter.com/vXR1odKmFX— The Recount (@therecount) February 23, 2021
You think any of those CEOs who live in California are having second thoughts about relocating their companies to Texas?
"Who wants to go to a failed state? Sure, there is no income tax. But we're rationing gas, turning off electricity for millions of households and boiling water so it doesn't poison us." — @rossramsey https://t.co/L37Ydusx0i— Texas Tribune (@TexasTribune) February 22, 2021
"In a city that boasts of its low cost of living, it’s time we acknowledge the true toll of Houston’s incessant stream of unfortunate and deadly events," writes op-ed editor Raj Mankad. https://t.co/AwaKX3BkwV— Houston Chronicle (@HoustonChron) February 21, 2021
For me, the question used to come down to, "Why can't the Democrats in Texas figure out how to beat the worst Republicans in the nation?" Looks like they're finally figuring out that they're worthless.
Thanks for sharing, Jim. As TDP points out in the memo, there's just no way for them to win if they keep getting beat on crucial elements like registration and turnout.— James Barragán 🌟 (@James_Barragan) February 22, 2021
(Don't miss Kuffner's predictably saccharine take on this.)
Need mo' background on the Lone Star Epic Fails? Don't see ^there^, see here.
The TexTrib and ProPublica collaborated on the story about how the state repeatedly choked in protecting the grid from extreme weather. Greg Palast emphasized that this all began when we got collectively "Lay'd" in the '90's by W. Bush. Scott Braddock retweeted Mike Hixenbough's point about the Texas Railroad Commission escaping scrutiny regarding the frozen oil and gas pipeline infrastructure. And Brad Friedman spoke to TSU professor Robert Bullard about the crisis.
"Texas prides itself on being the Lone Star State," (Bullard says). "But this severe weather event and the power outages and loss of water has shown us that we are the ALONE Star State. Our energy policy of 'go it alone', keep the federal government out, doesn't make any sense. And it's never made any sense. We need to rejoin the United States [and] rejoin the grid."
Of all the cartoonists I read -- and I read a lot -- the most consistently ironic is the conservative Ben Garrison. There is a cottage industry that's sprung up around mocking out his cluelessness.
she's right pic.twitter.com/CLjpcdnu53— kim possible facts (@kimpossiblefact) February 22, 2021
Yes, those damned windmills. First they caused cancer, then they froze up (not in places like Norway or the Antarctic, but in West Texas), and now launching strikes on tanker trucks and bomb trains.
Fox news headline: Windmills attacked a train carrying harmless fossil fuel. https://t.co/lTHr8tn3Xn— I don't vote for racists or rapists. (@WorkinClassAss) February 23, 2021
I'll have more on COVID, social injustices, whatever Biden says or does (or doesn't) later in the week. Here's a few giggles at Ted Cruz's expense.
the party store I live near has made a ted cruz piñata pic.twitter.com/oKZkiPeK8g— mallorie sullivan 🌟 (@malloriesullivn) February 23, 2021