Dire Straits Funnies

Narrator: As Judeo-Christian hegemony continues to rain missiles down on the people of Iran in order to *checks notes* stop them from building a nuclear weapon that they have been on the verge of acquiring for decades ... Trump bombs Kharg Island, then retreats to Mar-a-Lago for another weekend of golf and fundraising. While urging oil tanker captains in the Strait of Hormuz to "show some guts" and run the gauntlet.

“War-a-Lago”

An advance look at the cover for next week’s issue by Barry Blitt. #NewYorkerCovers pic.twitter.com/yfmSTN7RUT

— A.Aziz Alkhater . Free Palestine (@AlkhaterAziz) March 7, 2026

Open for business! https://t.co/jmzmU3ogan pic.twitter.com/jOd7ZlQ6ls

— Bad Fox Graphics (@BadFoxGraphics) March 13, 2026

American lives have already been lost in Operation Epstein Fury, and many more will die for the cause of a Greater Israel, but that is a price our Glorious Leader is willing to pay.

Iran appears to observe Daylight Savings Time but it seems they have sprung forward by resetting their clocks to 1979.

The war is ending soon and the war is just beginning. Also: there is no war.

Did you follow the Prairieland trial?

Will you be watching the Oscars?

RIP, Country Joe.

There's so much weird stuff happening here, we can only conclude that Texas is the Strangest State! 🤠 Join our pal Molly as we look at some recent headlines.

Read more from our March/April 2026 issue: https://t.co/XPWDiYBsyK pic.twitter.com/kcbnyWoM40

— Texas Observer (@TexasObserver) March 13, 2026