Sunday, September 08, 2013

Sunday Funnies

Nearly half of Texas representatives undecided on Syria vote

"Hey man, is this possible global conflagration interrupting your video poker time? … Y'know what, Senator? Go! There's a Rascal scooter and a bucket of quarters with your name on it over at the Golden Nugget. You can play all the video poker you want. Instead of playing pretend poker in the actual Senate, go to an actual casino and pretend you know what the government should do."
-- Jon Stewart

John Boehner's answer on Syria is to hold more votes to repeal Obamacare

The NSA can access the data stored on your smartphone

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