Gov. Perry looked over at me and asked if I wanted to squeeze off a few rounds with his personal handgun. I jumped at the chance. So there we are, Gov. Perry and I, squeezed into a 5′ wide alley ... and the next thing I know, Gov. Perry has cocked and loaded his handgun, and hands it to me and says, “It’s live.”
There I am, standing no more than 6-9″ from the Governor of Texas, holding his loaded handgun. ...
-- Robbie "Douchebag" Cooper
During his speech, at one point the Governor hoisted his leg up onto the table, lifted up his pant leg to reveal his specially made leather boots with a cannon and insignia "Come and Take It!." He pointed to Andrew and said this is what the spirit of Texas is all about.
-- Eric Dondero, "Yes, that really is the Governor himself who Tweats"
Don't miss the photos of all the TeaBagging, circle-jerking conservatives shooting their wads.
If you ever really wondered why Texas is so screwed up, you have a small bit of raw, naked evidence at those links.
Thanks, Governor Perry.
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