Here, I'll get us started:
"Speaking of Haiti ... what color did you re-do your bathroom in?"
"I know what it looks like, but I'm telling you it's an IED."
"I appear to have killed your dog. But really, isn't it better off anyway?"
"Next on the History Channel: 'When Dinosaurs Ruled The Earth'"
"Come gaze into our little pond of fathomless corruption, Senator ..."
"How long do you think he will vomit like that?" ...
"I can't say. He went for 67 minutes when we made him buy the Rangers."
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* Inspired here. Sorry, but comments are F'd up thanks to Haloscan and Blogger. Will continue working on a fix.
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