Scooter Libby, Libby, Libby goes to prison, prison, prison

And we like it, like it, like it

'less there's a pardon, pardon, pardon.

(If you're old enough to get this, then you're at least as old as me.)

Update (5:30 p.m.): No, he's not going to prison after all, thanks to his friend and fellow criminal George W. Bush.