-- State rep. and LTC Rick Noriega
“I would love to earn Mikal’s support. With his support we have a much better chance of defeating Cornyn.”
-- Noriega, gently suggesting that his potential primary opponent find another statewide office upon which to spend his considerable fortune
"Well, you know, what’s interesting is that there have been all these hearings on the attorney general and yet nobody’s really laid a glove on him. … At this point, we have hundreds of hearings that have produced bupkis."
-- Tony Snow, talking about Alberto Gonzales
“Coming soon to a classroom near you, Al Qaeda!”
-- Alan Colmes, on FOX News
Bill O'Reilly: "(Daily Kos is) like the Ku Klux Klan. It's like the Nazi party."
Stephen Colbert: "Exactly! The Ku Klux Klan and the Nazis were both notorious for allowing people to express unpopular views in an open and free forum. "
-- The Colbert Report
(Bob Costas is a) "little midget man who knows (nothing) about baseball."
"As anyone can plainly see, I'm 5-6 1/2 and a strapping 150, and unlike some people, I came by all of it naturally."
"How do YOU know?"
-- Bonds, to the reporter who relayed Costas' retort