In fact it's nearly the entire "pinko nanny" Great State that is imposing individual mandates on freedom-loving Texans this holiday season. Via Kate Shellnutt, Stephen Colbert:
*cocking shotgun* "Texas: you'll get my fireworks when you pry them from my cold, dead, fingerless hands."
*cocking shotgun* "Texas: you'll get my fireworks when you pry them from my cold, dead, fingerless hands."
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