"OMG They Killed Donny" Funnies

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The episode’s plot revolves around Trump suing anyone who doesn’t agree with him -- including the town of South Park, who protest a mandatory appearance of Jesus Christ as part of the president’s push for Christianity in classrooms. The show also takes aim at CBS for settling with the Trump administration to smooth the Paramount-CBS merger, and canceling The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. In between opening and closing scenes, the show depicts Trump firing a portrait artist for drawing his penis in actual size, wanting to have sex with Satan (who is more interested in releasing the Epstein files), and various wall paintings in the White House of Trump engaging in sex with a sheep, using a glory hole, and firing drones and missiles via his groin.

During a Q & A at San Diego Comic Con, SP creator Trey Parker said the decision to include Trump’s anatomical part took four days to resolve with corporate, and was only cleared when the creators added googly eyes to Trump’s penis to make it a “character,” and therefore could not be blurred out.

CBS wants you to know that canceling The Late Show with Stephen Colbert has nothing -- absolutely nothing -- to do with politics, presidential tantrums, or settling lawsuits with the most thin-skinned man in America. Nope. It’s purely about money. Just cold, hard capitalism. And if you believe that, we have a $16 million '60 Minutes' interview settlement we’d like to sell you.

The network that once stood behind fearless journalism is now bravely running for the hills, ducking behind PowerPoint slides about “market headwinds” and “late-night fatigue” ...

Sure, Colbert consistently beat his competition in ratings, but CBS says the show just couldn’t pay for itself anymore. Apparently truthiness now comes with a price tag, and it was just slightly more than CBS could afford -- especially while trying to merge with Skydance, whose prospective boss is the son of a billionaire Trump cheerleader. Nothing suspicious about that! Just a normal American coincidence.

CBS insists it’s not political even as it slams the door on one of Trump’s most prominent satirical critics -- right after paying hush money to the former-now-current president in the form of a legal settlement, like a mobster paying protection fees. “It’s just business,” they say.

Rob Rogers -- who knows all about censorship in the name of protecting T-Pain's fragile ego -- does double duty this week.

Your GOP Congressionl members are going on vacation, they won't be hosting any town halls, and they aren't taking any questions about you-know-who.

Nine of ten toons Mike Ramirez draws are insufferably conservative. But even a MAGA pig can occasionally dig up a truffle.

Some famous people passed away this week. One was a POS MAGA racist and he can rest in piss. The other I liked despite him being a Zionist. I had mostly blamed his wife for that because of his dependency on her, but that only extends so far.

It's not complicated.