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I kinda thought making fun of the pets on the Ohio menu last week was going to be a short-term joke, like most of what tumbles out of the mouth of JD Vance and Donald Trump. I was mistaken.

Every single day that Godwin dude's Law just bursts into flames again. This week it was Henry Payne of -- but not posted at -- the Detroit News who dug a long thin hole and buried the bar in it.

Here's the latest. Certain Congress critters -- introducing Rep. Harriet Hageman of Wyoming, who ousted Lynn Cheney from Congress two years ago -- were among the sociopaths not acquitting themselves as human beings.

Do you have your pager on you?” — Rep. Hageman today in response to a constituent asking about Israel’s attacks on Lebanon which killed two children. pic.twitter.com/U0teJFt99W

— Medea Benjamin (@medeabenjamin) September 18, 2024

And speaking of psychos, Diddy also had -- is having -- a bad week (NSFW).

Internet Is Undefeated: They Dropped A Cartoon Showing How Diddy’s Jail Time Might Go Down!https://t.co/HDDxIxxMDN pic.twitter.com/v3MVyOKZA9

— WORLDSTARHIPHOP (@WORLDSTAR) September 22, 2024

Baby who ever is making these cartoon skits of “Surviving Diddy” got me weak 😩🤣🤣

Why they came out with one last month called “Tales From The Freak Offs” 🤣🤣

They done added 50 Cent, Justin Bieber, Usher, Meek Mill, Bryshere Gray, Will Smith, Wendy William, TD Jakes &… https://t.co/xNofwhWFf5 pic.twitter.com/I9JNC42N3k

— ✨GOT DA SCOOP✨ (@GotDaScoop) September 21, 2024

Editorial cartoon: Diddy’s cell
https://t.co/jTNU3jgdpz

— Dallas Morning News (@dallasnews) September 21, 2024

Prolly gonna hafta change my nick after all these years of drafting off that guy. Not just Sean John Combs with the sexual perversions being exposed, either.

American Black Nazi Party Worried Mark Robinson Could Hurt Other Candidates Down Ballot https://t.co/Zload0MXSB

— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 20, 2024

Also should point out that Kamala didn't have the best week herself.

Kamala Harris serves word salad 🥗 to Oprah: "Let’s come together with the character that we are so proud of about who we are" 🤭 https://t.co/6luUGUfT54

— screamschildrenremoved (@PDiddie) September 20, 2024

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— Rodney Latstetter #GREENPARTY #JILLSTEIN🍉🍉 (@USASocialist57) September 18, 2024

Save the orcas, hug a tree, stop the wars, either tax the billionaires or barbecue them, and FFS don't let them silence the cartoonists.