Thursday, June 25, 2009
And starring Mark Sanford as Ray Bolger
I'm afraid there's no denyin'
I can't say I'm not lyin'
I'm just a hypocrite!
I went to Argentina
To see my señorita,
And I stepped into some shit!
How about a second verse?
There's no need to search that mountain,
I'm not naked in some fountain,
I'm sorry for bein' gone.
I just went south of the border,
Cuz I have a brain disorder,
I just had to get it on.
So I left my wife and children,
because I'm ethic-ally barren
And I had some on the side.
You would think that I would suffer
And the media somewhat rougher.
Good thing I'm Republican.
(Shamelessly ripped off from here)