"FNC will present a three hour primetime O’Reilly Factor Christmas Marathon beginning on Monday, December 25th at 8PM EST," a Fox News release states. Also, Shoutin' Sean Hannity will host a one-hour special, "A Nashville New Year", starring several of country music's leading Republican freaks.
Under the President's directive to "go shopping more", Orally will no doubt release some casualty figures related to victory, such as ...
-- the number of credit card accounts maxed out
-- the percentages of parking lot capacities at shopping malls around the country during the week before Christmas, and
-- a panel of pundits predicting the amount of the next rise in interest rates by the Fed due to inflation fears.