Regarding recent criticism by Dick Cheney of Russia's democratic reforms:
"I think the statements of this sort by your vice president are the same as an unsuccessful hunting shot."
In a joint presser at the G-8 summit with the Moron-in-Chief, who had barely finished a remark about Iraq and democracy:
"We certainly would not want to have same kind of democracy as they have in Iraq, quite honestly."
I never in my life thought that I would see a former head of the KGB mocking our president in public, and I would be laughing.