Sunday, March 29, 2026

Fog of War, Climate of Deception Funnies


It's difficult to ascertain exactly what's happening right now in the police action occurring in the Persian Gulf, and not just for our memory care president.


Quite obviously, unforeseen circumstances and unintended consequences -- as well as Trump's weird, unpredictable reactions to them -- have left everyone confused.


Chaos can be entertaining as long as you're not the one who is the laughing stock of the entire world, and global upheaval is still a profit maximizing opportunity if you're in the right business (or of the correct class status).
#CERAWeek -- the annual global greasy millionaires' convention -- came to H-Town again and those disaster capitalists had a few new things to be concerned about. Totally not their typical agenda items.


While the rest of us struggle, suffer, and die.


At least we'll be safe from Ill Eagles at the airport.


My teams lost on the first Sweet Sixteen day (last Thursday) and I'm already over it. Yeah, like Chuck the Blue Cuck and Demockracy Neil and Cardinal Gadfly, I'm ballin' for bases. Tryin' not to worry too much about all the rest.
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Sunday, March 22, 2026

"Excursions Are Hell" Toons


Update: Trump demands the Strait of Hormuz be opened. Or else.

First a few high quality leftovers, including this one below that I left out last week because Ella Baron renders the psychopathy so disturbingly on point. And after eight days, things -- like the gameboy mentality -- seem to have worsened.

The war will be over when he feels it in his bone spurs.


Which of course is why Trump says he is considering "winding down" the war on Iran, even as he deploys 2,500 additional Marines to the region and asks Congress for $200 billion more to fund it.
Also: Trump threatens to send ICE to US airports to serve as TSA agents amid the *cough* DHS funding lapse/partial government shutdown.
Alcaraz does well to show Chavez being painted out of the mural while Dolores Huerta, who was both his chief deputy and one of his victims, remains. I hope the little girl doesn’t paint over the Farmworkers’ logo ...

Jen Sorensen's occasional lifestyle toons are also real af.
No doubt some of them will be downgraded from “inconceivably wealthy” to “stupid rich.” It’ll be a blow to their egos and maybe even their social standing. But at the end of the day, none of them are facing any real risk; their lives will remain secure and comfortable.

It’s the rest of us they’re putting at risk.
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Sunday, March 15, 2026

Dire Straits Funnies


Narrator: As Judeo-Christian hegemony continues to rain missiles down on the people of Iran in order to *checks notes* stop them from building a nuclear weapon that they have been on the verge of acquiring for decades ... Trump bombs Kharg Island, then retreats to Mar-a-Lago for another weekend of golf and fundraising. While urging oil tanker captains in the Strait of Hormuz to "show some guts" and run the gauntlet.


American lives have already been lost in Operation Epstein Fury, and many more will die for the cause of a Greater Israel, but that is a price our Glorious Leader is willing to pay.
Iran appears to observe Daylight Savings Time but it seems they have sprung forward by resetting their clocks to 1979.
The war is ending soon and the war is just beginning. Also: there is no war.
Did you follow the Prairieland trial?
Will you be watching the Oscars?
RIP, Country Joe.
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Sunday, March 08, 2026

"Jesus Take the Wheel" Toons


Title: 'Men of faith'. Caption: "We cannot allow religious fanatics to have nuclear weapons".


I'm inclined to mention Israel here since they started this war. But that would be conflating religion with government. The Founders didn't favor theocracy. So the distinction -- Zionists, Christian or other -- remains an important one.

For Chrissakes take the stick, take the con, the helm, do some fuckin' thing.
"W. Bush advisor Condoleeza Rice seen at White House"
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Sunday, March 01, 2026

Operation Epstein Fury Funnies


For those unable to see the caption above -- and would rather not click on the Xeet to read it: "Wouldn't you know it! The Hendersons have the bomb."

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