Sunday, January 25, 2026

"This Isn't" Funnies


The president of the United States, a congenital rapist of women and girls (and perhaps men and boys), is conducting a domestic war while funding and prosecuting a variety of international conflicts because, by all appearances, evidence in the Epstein files suggests his criminal conduct might be even worse than suspected.
He's acting like he thinks there's something in there that could cause him to lose some votes, unlike shooting people on 5th Avenue or in Minneapolis. And that doesn't seem to be a risk he wants to take.

The War on US is intended to "compel" him to invoke the Insurrection Act, declare martial law, and cancel the 2026 elections, along with a variety of constitutional protections. You may be noticing that our 2A rights are now insufficient to secure our 1A or 4A rights. If the cops/ICE/CPB/ can shoot you because you have a gun despite holding a license to carry -- if they even 'think' that you have a gun -- then you do not have any rights to bear arms, open or concealed.


The Wars on the Rest of the World -- tariffs, sanctions, indiscriminate bombings, invasions, bombastic threats of all of these -- are for his coffers and his authority.


If you are just interested in reading -- or writing -- about the duopoly's campaigns, polls, fundraising, advertising, debates, etc. then you're a 'good German'. If you're still carrying a Ukraine flag to your performative protest, you've lost the plot (that's Biden's war). And if you think democracy in America is something that can be saved, that you can surf for influence or clicks or ego gratification, then you're a schlemiel, and you'll find no respite in my foxhole.


Here's a weather update.

Everything's iced over out there so keep your kids inside.
He's a disruptor. He moves fast and breaks things. He's Bored of Peace.


I wanted to mock T-ManBaby's negotiating "skilz" with some Shart of the Deal toons, but avoiding soiled diapers, clouds of flatulence, pacifiers, etc. became too tiring.

Giving him someone else's major award is unlikely to satisfy him at this point.
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Sunday, January 18, 2026

"Green Turns Gold" Funnies


Perhaps we should begin with actual gold.


Let's give her some credit; she did spare a nation from being obliterated.

It's cold as ice everywhere.
I'm ordering off-menu.


It's co-dependent.

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Sunday, January 11, 2026

ICE Capades Toons

Shoot that sidewalk in the face for assaulting a federal officer.

Clay Jones has our segue.
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Sunday, January 04, 2026

"THIS Means War" Toons


No Bugs, pretty Daffy, very Looney.

Gi Joe Retaliation Jonathan Pryce GIFfrom Gi Joe Retaliation GIFs

T-Bomb dropped 'em on Somalia and Nigeria on Christmas Day. But this trail was blazed by ...

Something about 'Christian genocide'. If you're like me -- having difficulty keeping track of who we've blown up this week versus last -- Syria got hit a few days before the Prince of Peace's birthday.
But also in Our Glorious War Lord's first term.


I'm trying not to forget about the older wars.


But the ones on tap are bothering me too.


Because the free market of rich angry white men will decide.
Best of '25 aggregations include these several posts at Daily Cartoonist.

Hi-Yo Silver.
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Sunday, December 28, 2025

'Staring into the Abyss at 2026' Funnies



"Enjoy What May Be Your Last Merry Christmas!"


Does this charade even have rules any more?


It just doesn't seem as if we are all living in the same reality.
Maybe I should simply try harder to put 2025 in my rearview mirror, move on, focus on the future. Can't shake this feeling of being monitored, tracked, even pursued though.
CBS News demonstrated its continued commitment to journalistic flexibility by yanking a fully vetted 60 Minutes investigation on Trump-era deportees to a notorious Salvadoran mega-prison just three hours before airtime. The network explained that the story—cleared by lawyers, standards editors, and common sense—was simply not “ready”, presumably because it lacked the most important ingredient: permission from the administration being criticized.

Not just legacy teevee media. It's difficult to feel sorry for them, having been -- willing or not --groomed by their bedfellows.

I'm saving a few curated year-end cartoon collections for the first holiday of the new year, but here's First Dog and Tjeerd Royaards for your amusement.


And the very last Oglaf (for a long while).
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Thursday, December 25, 2025

Yuletide Toons


Happy happy joy joy.

'Yuletide' means "the season of Yule", referring to the time of year around midwinter (in some parts of the northern hemisphere, this was once late September). Both 'jul' and 'Yuletide' demonstrate how the ancient Norse festival of jรณl influenced the cultural and linguistic development of Christmas traditions in Scandinavia and the English-speaking world. Originating as a pagan festival with no specific religious ties, Yule often involved various nature-based rituals and celebrations to mark the changing of seasons.


Yeah, fuck woke. Let's open a new front in the War on Anything/Everything.

It's spelled ...


...but whatever T-King and his manboobs say goes, as we know. He's keeping an eye on America, and it's a puffy and infected one.




Some Texans got a cow patty in their Christmas stocking this year. Richly deserved.


A few more Funnies coming on Sunday.
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Sunday, December 21, 2025

Tinsel Toons

The week before Christmas is usually a little more stressful than the rest of the year. My Xmas wish is that Satan Santa got it all out of his system. Probably not.

Make it a last-minute stocking stuffer. Supplies should be plentiful, unlike this (below) custom-made, limited-supply item.


Texas voters will either get what they want or what they deserve next year. Maybe both.


The Blues didn't have a very good December (winning a few special elections for statehouse and long-unfilled Congressional vacancies really doesn't count), but the Reds had a far worse one. No amount of calling attention to their dysfunction seems to make any difference, however, and that's unfortunately typical. How bad is that for democracy plutocracy/oligarchy?
Houston Donks will end '25 fighting amongst themselves. By no means unusual or uncommon, but the intensity of the split between shitliberals and progs bodes poorly for their challenges of the status quo in Austin and D.C. in eleven months. Lots of time left on the game clock but I'm not sensing a comeback. You'll still have Michelle's cheerleading and Kuffner's CFRs to get your hopes up, and I'll be holding your Fell For It Again Awards for presentation this time next year.

Some people get everything they want.


And some don't.

More than a few noteworthy transitions.


Closing out with some religious and sac- cartoons. Have a happy holiday if you can.
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