Sunday, September 06, 2026

The Labor Day Weekend Funnies


Please keep the following in mind when you attend the Labor Day barbecue cookoff contests sponsored by the unions and attended by all your Democrats scrounging for votes. It's a good time to ask them what they've done for workers lately.


"And then we destroyed all the books after we scanned them in order to rewrite all of history. But the robots still organized a union."


"PDiddie, forget about the commies. What about those greedy rich fucks ruining everything?!"

Maybe we could have our AI scrub our toilets, do our laundry, and otherwise free our mothers from the drudgery of household chores.
Rosh Hashanah is coming up.

Sic Transit Gloria.

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Sunday, August 30, 2026

"When All You Have is a Hammer" Toons


President Truculent has started another war he cannot win.


"If you lived in Texas, you'd be in the 'suspense' file now."


Bullies gonna bully. Note that Israel, by contrast, always picks a fight with an opponent it can easily crush. Like children with kites.
It's true; the centrists running the Democratic Party have chosen their November strategy, and it's to campaign against a podcaster. Even the GOP isn't this stupid. On the other hand, it's probably the most effective thing they could do to squander a blue wave, at least since 2024. And when they lose elections they should have easily won, their consultants will have still made bank, and the defeated will go home with fat, unspent campaign coffers. So ... status quo.
Oligarchy/plutocracy is bipartisan, folks. You didn't need me to tell you this.

Gosh I wonder why voting doesn't change anything.
Perhaps I should just trust our tech overlords with all my personal information -- every webpage I've clicked on, every photo I've ever uploaded, every comment, blog post, and email I've ever written, and now everywhere I drive in my car and go with my cellphone. I've never done anything wrong. And I cartainly don't want to be accused of being a Luddite.


After all, it will be a longer while yet before the robots replace Olympic athletes.


Two of our most beloved cultural icons transitioned this past week.

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Sunday, August 23, 2026

Food-Borne Illness Funnies


A few toons to (hopefully) make your stomach feel better.
Or not.

Sailors on the Lincoln are (again, hopefully) coming home to better food.
Yes, after all these decades of being overseen by Republicans, it's the Democrats that are ruining our beautiful country. Even Joe Rogan is sounding the warning.
Now if only the Donks could get out of their own way ...

The upset victories of Dr. Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan and Angie Nixon in Florida have put the Democrats' civil war in sharp relief. Are moderates more electable? If so, who cares ...if they don’t do anything once they get into office?
Their voters seem to be finding some common ground.


Small victories. Incremental progress.
No we won't. Thank goodness.


Save it up for later when the drought returns.


On satin sheets.
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Sunday, August 16, 2026

Chicken Taco Catering Toons


The week's news item regarding T-Baby's tactical retreat from the Mideast gave the world's cartoonists all the inspiration they needed.

If the president is hiding in another plane -- leaving the Secretaries of State, Treasury, and the WH press to bear the risk of being shot down by the Iranians; a risk deemed not credible but still one he wouldn't take -- then the military conflict is obviously going very badly.


Which brings us to the USS Lincoln and depleted missile stockpiles.


General Dynamics had a contract worth a half-billion dollars to deliver bombshells to Ukraine and failed to produce a single one because its Turkish robots were, in a word, stooges.
In breaking surveillance news, ICE got a new weapon.


Oh, and among other space phenomena -- planets aligning, Perseids streaking -- there was a total eclipse in parts of western Europe.


No alien sightings that I know of.

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Sunday, August 09, 2026

Socialism Sunday Funnies


Today's economics lesson is here to remind you that capitalism is the greatest -ism that has ever been. Or ever will be.

The younger generation is leading the swelling democratic socialist movement, and now, finally, with some electoral momentum the GOP would like to make certain they insult them every chance they get. Hey, us olds vote and the grandkids don't (allegedly), so that's the outreach strategy here.


"We'd be ashamed if you were gay, but this is worse".

When you get an -ism named after ya, you're hot shit, right? Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Senator Joe McCarthy of Wisconsin, resurrected for the rebirth of the Red Scare.
'Medicare for All' does not mean what Chip Bok (above) thinks it means, but this (below) from Bramhall has a bit of truth; Republicans do think 'socialist' is something they can capitalize on. It's also true that their successful November outcome depends on cooperation -- unwitting or otherwise -- from certain Democrats *cough*James Carville*cough*Jasmine Crockett*cough*.
Steve Kelly presents the stupid I don't want to try to fix any longer: literally none of those are actual socialists. This is "the Nazis were socialists it's right there in their name" discussion. AKA monkeys flinging turds.

Why the woman with the legal pad has one Caucasian leg and one Black one escapes me.
Update: Anon points out that it might be shadow, as with El-Sayed's fingers, but the whole leg being in background shade doesn't look right to my eye. That would be uncharacteristically poor art from this artist. More inclined to think he just missed tinting both legs white. - PD

I am extremely doubtful that AIPAC will be exiting the Donks, willingly or not. The Uniparty works harder and better for them than anyone.
A standing ovation for the lame ducks.
Ramirez portraying Cornyn and Tillis as towering leaders of the Senate for their 15-minute delay of Todd Blanche's confirmation is among the best/worst propaganda yet. For a dude that shows signs occasionally of getting it, when Mike Ram misses it's by miles. And miles.
People are saying it's a Nazi tatt.
There is no vaccine for Fauci Derangement Syndrome. Never will be.
We should all just roll over for data centers. Can't fight it, should just go with it.

And the disintegration thereof.

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