Sunday, February 15, 2026

"Love is ..." Funnies

It took a naughty but nice little rabbit to show us the way.
But some people can't see it, can't feel it. As we know.
(I think the last line says: "And fuck you too")
Early primary election voting for duopoly nominees -- in a November general election that seems tenuous at best -- begins on Tuesday, but sit those out if you want to participate in the Texas Green or Libertarian Party nominating conventions next month. Regular readers can confirm I've lost the will to believe that the old ways of doing things will be sufficient to engineer the necessary changes for the survival of life on Earth in the increasingly short term (your grandchildren's lifetime).

Nevertheless, there are still cartoons for a giggle and some snark to snipe.

Houston-area Donks had a 'Love Who You Vote For' party this weekend. I'm not getting Stephen Stills 'settling for' vibes from their intraparty skirmishing this year.


Fortunately for the Blues, the Reds have that love/hate thing going on a lot stronger.


If only an invisible force -- more a feeling, a sensation, than a person or presence -- but with retribution as sole motivation were to strike the evil-doers ...
And for the rest of February, we'll effort to focus on some better history.

Sunday, February 08, 2026

"Democracy Died in Broad Daylight" Toons


The old girl passed a long time ago actually, when nearly no one except but Bruce and Carlin and Zappa were paying attention/trying to warn us. So we really can't blame her demise on either of the Jefferys, Bezos nor Epstein. They only desecrated the corpse.

"NEXT WEEK!"

Sunday, February 01, 2026

Wars of Distraction Toons


T-Dog needs another one.


The only MOAB we wanted or needed.


"Next week!" Greenland, maybe Cuba, perhaps Mexico.

This week it's Iran and Minneapolis' turn.

Yes, Donald is confused but so am I. Having as much trouble keeping up with who needs attacking, re-attacking, etc. as he is.


So pardon the dystopian mess but we're a little discombobulated about whose word to take for what at the moment.

And our legacy media, among other institutions, is quite obviously not helping.
Have to publish a few more movie reviews.

Not Austin but Fort Worth and Houston: TexDonks did their part to keep Texas weird, and they're waking up this morning all giddy about their CD 18 and SD 9 special election wins yesterday.

Sunday, January 25, 2026

"This Isn't" Funnies


The president of the United States, a congenital rapist of women and girls (and perhaps men and boys), is conducting a domestic war while funding and prosecuting a variety of international conflicts because, by all appearances, evidence in the Epstein files suggests his criminal conduct might be even worse than suspected.
He's acting like he thinks there's something in there that could cause him to lose some votes, unlike shooting people on 5th Avenue or in Minneapolis. And that doesn't seem to be a risk he wants to take.

The War on US is intended to "compel" him to invoke the Insurrection Act, declare martial law, and cancel the 2026 elections, along with a variety of constitutional protections. You may be noticing that our 2A rights are now insufficient to secure our 1A or 4A rights. If the cops/ICE/CPB/ can shoot you because you have a gun despite holding a license to carry -- if they even 'think' that you have a gun -- then you do not have any rights to bear arms, open or concealed.


The Wars on the Rest of the World -- tariffs, sanctions, indiscriminate bombings, invasions, bombastic threats of all of these -- are for his coffers and his authority.


If you are just interested in reading -- or writing -- about the duopoly's campaigns, polls, fundraising, advertising, debates, etc. then you're a 'good German'. If you're still carrying a Ukraine flag to your performative protest, you've lost the plot (that's Biden's war). And if you think democracy in America is something that can be saved, that you can surf for influence or clicks or ego gratification, then you're a schlemiel, and you'll find no respite in my foxhole.


Here's a weather update.

Everything's iced over out there so keep your kids inside.
He's a disruptor. He moves fast and breaks things. He's Bored of Peace.


I wanted to mock T-ManBaby's negotiating "skilz" with some Shart of the Deal toons, but avoiding soiled diapers, clouds of flatulence, pacifiers, etc. became too tiring.

Giving him someone else's major award is unlikely to satisfy him at this point.

Sunday, January 18, 2026

"Green Turns Gold" Funnies


Perhaps we should begin with actual gold.


Let's give her some credit; she did spare a nation from being obliterated.

It's cold as ice everywhere.
I'm ordering off-menu.


It's co-dependent.

Sunday, January 11, 2026

ICE Capades Toons

Shoot that sidewalk in the face for assaulting a federal officer.

Clay Jones has our segue.