Sunday, January 25, 2026

"This Isn't" Funnies


The president of the United States, a congenital rapist of women and girls (and perhaps men and boys), is conducting a domestic war while funding and prosecuting a variety of international conflicts because, by all appearances, evidence in the Epstein files suggests his criminal conduct might be even worse than suspected.
He's acting like he thinks there's something in there that could cause him to lose some votes, unlike shooting people on 5th Avenue or in Minneapolis. And that doesn't seem to be a risk he wants to take.

The War on US is intended to "compel" him to invoke the Insurrection Act, declare martial law, and cancel the 2026 elections, along with a variety of constitutional protections. You may be noticing that our 2A rights are now insufficient to secure our 1A or 4A rights. If the cops/ICE/CPB/ can shoot you because you have a gun despite holding a license to carry -- if they even 'think' that you have a gun -- then you do not have any rights to bear arms, open or concealed.


The Wars on the Rest of the World -- tariffs, sanctions, indiscriminate bombings, invasions, bombastic threats of all of these -- are for his coffers and his authority.


If you are just interested in reading -- or writing -- about the duopoly's campaigns, polls, fundraising, advertising, debates, etc. then you're a 'good German'. If you're still carrying a Ukraine flag to your performative protest, you've lost the plot (that's Biden's war). And if you think democracy in America is something that can be saved, that you can surf for influence or clicks or ego gratification, then you're a schlemiel, and you'll find no respite in my foxhole.


Here's a weather update.

Everything's iced over out there so keep your kids inside.
He's a disruptor. He moves fast and breaks things. He's Bored of Peace.


I wanted to mock T-ManBaby's negotiating "skilz" with some Shart of the Deal toons, but avoiding soiled diapers, clouds of flatulence, pacifiers, etc. became too tiring.

Giving him someone else's major award is unlikely to satisfy him at this point.
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