Sunday, November 30, 2025

Leftover Turkey Toons


Turkey sandwiches, turkey tacos, turkey enchiladas, turkey tetrazzini ...


Zelensky is served.
Blecch Friday.

I realize it's been a few days and news breaks and then gets flushed down the memory hole faster than explosive diarrhea, but please recall this is how we started the holiday week.


The Buc-ee's sign LOL


"Your sloppy disrespectful clothing is why air travel is so bad," says Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy. So fix that uniform, soldier, or face recall to active duty for the purpose of court-martial.

If Democrats said to do those things, it wouldn’t give you permission, though if you wanted to import 400 tons of cocaine into the US, the president might pardon you as a good guy. But if you were ordered to kill suspected drug runners whom you could easily have intercepted and brought to trial, that would require a little forethought on your part. And if you blew up their boat and saw survivors clinging to the wreckage, you’d really have to think hard about either killing them or even just letting them drown.

Meanwhile, if you were ordered to arrest a certain number of brown people and to ignore whether they had legal status in this country, you should probably consult a JAG, if you can find one who hasn’t been fired or co-opted.

BTW, as a civilian, don’t assume proper identification will protect you against outlaws with quotas to fill.

And if you’ve loaded people on an airplane to send them to an overseas gulag and a federal judge orders you to turn the plane around, you should either do that or else be prepared to face having illegally ignored a lawful order.
Less décolleté prepubescent vagina, more law and order (can't believe I have to say this).
Ted Rall says we're focusing on the wrong part of affordability; we need higher incomes because lower prices are just not going to happen.
All I want.


Oh, maybe some science.
And a little thoughtful reasoning. Too much to ask?
“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.” -- Tom Stoppard

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