Sunday, February 23, 2025

DOGE Style Funnies

SFW for those who still have jobs. How about a nice game of ...?

Some of us will be getting free assistance with our taxes this year, whether we want it or don't. Laying off IRS employees at the start of tax season and threatening to abolish the department makes it seem entirely plausible to this observer that someone's blowing a DOGEwhistle to the MAGA faithful to not even bother filing. At all. Who'll know? Who cares? Another way of drowning the fed in the bathtub, so to speak. What do you think?


Yes, Elon is not only an illegal immigrant, he's a DEI hire. No wonder he's full of self-loathing. As for his assorted psychopathies, both passive and aggressive ... well, I hope you're not flying anywhere anytime soon.


There was one forced retirement every one of us could celebrate.


King Donald The Deal Artist did have a few glaring moments of unclarity this past week. It's probably all those microplastics in his brain (and testicles).
Are we certain those two astronauts stuck in space really want to come home? Given the conditions on the ground, maybe they're just dipping their Lyfts.
At the present time, in a galaxy closer than you think, it appears the Resistance is ... not.


First Dog outlines a threat that has nothing to do with CSI or DEI or GOP but is actually real and dangerous and scary and unlikely to happen, but a whole lot likelier than you hitting the lottery.

The first asteroid is due in 2032 and if Trump is still our Fearless Leader, I’ll be out there with a pair of flashlights guiding it in.

However it isn’t all that likely to hit us and even if it does, it won’t wipe us out but there’s an excellent chance we’ll dither instead of taking action, which is how we’ll also handle the Big One, which will hit when I’m 232 years old and according to Elon, still collecting Social Security.


The Dallas Morning News dropped the Sunday Doonesbury comic because it's been very unfair to Trump. Seriously. And The New Yorker celebrates its 100th.

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