He edged out his butthole buddy Joe Barton, who took a peculiar and smug satisfaction in asking Energy Secretary David Chu -- a Nobel laureate -- "where the oil in Alaska came from", apparently to make a completely obtuse point about global warming.
Yes, it was a very close contest, but Cumbersome earned the victory solely on the basis of having home field advantage.
That "five states" business is hypothesized in detail by Nate Silver of FiveThirtyEight.com. Here's his map:
Now I see El Norte electing two Democratic Senators, as well as one each from Gulfland and New Texas, a scenario that would
But I'm trying to apply some rationale to an ultraconservative fantasy, which is surely a fool's errand. So I will stop that.
Congratulations, Mr. Culberson. Can you make it two championships in row, like the Green Bay Packers?