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Cornyn walks away from gun negotiations, into boos at Texas Republican convention ICYMI: Conservative extremists posting video of TXGOP delegates arguing in Houston bars, instigating conflicts with "globalists" Ted Cruz and Eyepatch McCain What's on teevee? What's playing at the movies?
Tuesday, June 14, 2022
"Let's Make a Gun Deal" Wrangle
— Communist Special Agent Dana Scully (@CommunistScully) June 14, 2022
Moving at the speed of
The tentative deal includes incentives for states to enact “red flag” laws, boost funding for mental health services and school security and crack down on the straw purchase and trafficking of guns. https://t.co/5saQ0Bpo3X
— Texas Tribune (@TexasTribune) June 12, 2022
There was lots of congratulations to the brave conservatives from centrist Donks. Stace weighed in heavily against yesterday, uncharacteristically forceful. Kuffner cast a jaundiced eye at the MFOL rallies over the weekend, then adjusted to his typical "it's a start" posture at the end. (News like this consistently leaves him in 'shit or go blind' mode. He'll have another thought about it after he reads his morning paper. He does better covering the bike trails anyway.)
However this goes in the coming days -- I'll bet on some changes to the bill that cause one or two nervous Republican senators to drop out -- count on the usual hyperbolic screeching from all involved, all the way up to the rafters of the peanut gallery.
I'll watch the sideshows. This was one.
Actor Matthew McConaughey, after delivering an impassioned speech calling for stricter gun laws in the White House briefing room, meets with right-wing anti-abortion Democrat Henry Cuellar who has an "A" rating from the NRA. pic.twitter.com/WtNUKwnBkV
— Tom Wheeler (@TomWhee50376032) June 7, 2022
National media jumped on the Alright Cubed train, thinking they were clever. That ship sailed back in 2021 as far as I care. Let's not encourage the presidential prospects of yet another actor. Recall that McConaghey doesn't like the "bag of snakes" that politics is. Let's encourage that for him.
And let's not overlook the SML in waiting, our glorious Cornfed Corndog senior senator from the Great State, who prays every night, just like all of us, that Mitch McConnell passes peacefully in his sleep. And that John Thune retires.
Moving on to a few other items on Flag Day and Taco Tuesday.
Today is not the day to check your 401K. https://t.co/OJv9QxNpzi
— WFAA (@wfaa) June 13, 2022
You're better off if you're in an equity-indexed fixed annuity, or maybe you're liquid enough to consider a Treasury note. (This is not investment advice.) Not so much if you want to buy a house. A lot of Americans just want to be able to afford their rent, though, and Jerome Powell thinks all of this suddenly upward mobility in better-paying jobs is inflationary. That, as you know, has been a convenient excuse for companies to raise their prices and reap windfall profits. The invisible hand of the free market is picking your pocket again.
*Bell rings* Economics class is over.
Gov @GregAbbott_TX has drained almost every other state agency’s budgets to fund DPS operations in South Texas. When DPS was on the scene of the #UvaldeMassacre in South Texas what did they do?
— Scott Braddock (@scottbraddock) June 14, 2022
Fucking nothing.
Your tax dollars at work, Texans.
Also more inflamed than Braddock usually is. Maybe he's seen something that reveals intractability in the TXGOP primary voter hive mind. I know I have.
Amusing as all hell. Replies, subtweets, the whole nine yards of hot, steaming cow shit. https://t.co/2EDhvyRO4N
— Forever in debt to your priceless advice. (@PDiddie) June 13, 2022
There's an export market to other states for this brand of crazy, and some migrants got busted in a UHaul in Couer d'ALene, Idaho on Saturday.
Arrest records show that seven men from Texas were among the white nationalist Patriot Front group arrested less than a mile away from a Pride event this past weekend in Idaho.https://t.co/Y5p5VxYyWm
— MySA (@mySA) June 13, 2022
Elm Fork John Brown Gun Club broke it first.
Everyone from the patriot front u-haul looks like a paleontologist made a 3D reconstruction of the first ever human pic.twitter.com/lpb8RlisUv
— Erin Sullivan (@sullivem) June 12, 2022
It could be that. It could be Mugshot Photoshop, where someone's eyes or mouth got switched into someone else's face. My theory is that the aliens have arrived and they're breeding with the crackers. So I'm no longer counting on a last-minute rescue from outer space.
Okay then. Moving on quickly.
This suburban Dallas-area triangle has generated enough racist headlines and far-right extremists in the last two years that it's worth exploring why. Some examples follow 🧵 pic.twitter.com/1Ezte339l2
— Brandon Friedman (@BFriedmanDC) June 13, 2022
Last: this got a lot of action for the Signal but I just didn't see much beyond Texas Paul and Meidas amplifying it.
HUGE: Photo emerges of Greg Abbott and one of the high ranking Proud Boys who orchestrated and participated in the Jan. 6 insurrection.
— Texas Signal (@TexasSignal) June 11, 2022
📸: @LeaLovesUSA pic.twitter.com/n5iNgtqBOc
What more is it gonna take?
I'll have some environmental news, including the TCEQ's sunset hearing next week, later. A few more social justice pieces ...
Food-share bags that Starbucks supposedly donates found in a dumpster in Grand Prairie, Texas. pic.twitter.com/G6Zu8zxR4x
— laila dalton (@lailaddaltonn) June 11, 2022
Austin is the first city in Texas to pass what is know as a CROWN Act, but joins a growing number of cities and states across the country prohibiting discrimination based on a person's hair. https://t.co/LyX4aLRxtS
— KUT Austin (@KUT) June 12, 2022
... and the calm-me-downs.
A collection of wacky sculptures visible from State Highway 288 represents “quintessential Houston art—rough, ready, and right there on the roadside for your viewing pleasure.” https://t.co/nA5Lsf8MyW
— Texas Highways Magazine (@TexasHighways) June 12, 2022
Look closely at this 1947 photo taken on the Wolfe Ranch near Leakey and note the caption: De Woim Toins. As you can see, the hunter has become the hunted! 😀From the John Miller Morris collection, which you can --- and should --- browse here: https://t.co/ki9L3f3jYl pic.twitter.com/IR2sWataDo
— Traces of Texas (@TracesofTexas) June 14, 2022
Sunday, June 12, 2022
Saturday, June 11, 2022
The Weekend Wrangle from Far Left Texas
Going light on the unpleasant news to end the week. If you need to get your sweat on and expend some outrage at our Guns Over People politicians, there are outlets to do that across the state today.
Houston, The Woodlands, San Antonio, Austin, Dallas, Wichita Falls, Pharr, Frisco, Longview, Rockwall... https://t.co/l3DvOIjECc #TXLege #MarchForOurLives #GunSafetyNow
— Forever in debt to your priceless advice. (@PDiddie) June 10, 2022
Meanwhile Pussy Riot at the Capitol.
PUSSY RIOT x IKIYA X UNICORN PROTESTS THE ATTACK ON REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS WITH “MATRIARCHY NOW!” BANNER AT TEXAS STATE CAPITOL
— 𝖕𝖚𝖘𝖘𝖞 𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖙💦 (@pussyrrriot) June 9, 2022
MOMENT OF ACTION BEING MINTED AS NFT AND AUCTIONED VIA PARTY BID, ALL FUNDS TO REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTShttps://t.co/WFPqZjh8nY pic.twitter.com/hYqU6x5aqZ
I'm not watching the January 6th hearings. I saw that movie the day it came out. I'm waiting for the
Do you think @JoeBiden legitimately won the 2020 presidential election? Texas responses from February 2022 @TxPolProject Poll, by party ID
— Jim Henson (@jamesrhenson) June 10, 2022
GOP: yes 22%; no 68%; DK 11%
Dems: 91%/5%/4%
Ind: 51%/33%/16%https://t.co/62JqCtrPAF #txlege #January6thCommitteeHearings pic.twitter.com/wMFOncMVyM
"Christian Fascists" is now not just a moniker, but an actual organized movement. Welcome to Texas. (Multiple videos of this incident in the thread, each one worse than the others.) https://t.co/r3p589Svhr
— Dan Perlman ☮ (@dmperlman) June 6, 2022
Good Christian values - Texas style https://t.co/1GIai1Nv8u
— Leigh Parente (@1bed2men4dogs) June 1, 2022
I presume there's polling happening right now that will update us on any changing of hearts and/or minds. Same with assault weapons, Greg Abbott's re-election chances, etc. and all that, you know. So we're waiting.
Meanwhile we're burning up about a few other things.
Our hearts are with our client Antonio, his family, and all trans youth whose families have been subjected to this terrifying state surveillance and cruel punishment.
— ACLU (@ACLU) June 9, 2022
Trans youth shouldn't have to fight this hard to live. https://t.co/B7ttPU5F2x
The one thing that they are willing to talk about is mental health. Everyone ought to read @alexdstuckey series for @HoustonChron about the failures of our mental health system that the TX GOP has presided over. https://t.co/s8EltbNkiz
— Luanne Platter (@fabalasays) June 1, 2022
Judge plans to levy “substantial fines” after Texas failed to comply with court-ordered fixes to its foster care system https://t.co/6Wo42BulO9
— KPRC 2 Houston (@KPRC2) June 8, 2022
Some of the 70 missing children found in West Texas were trafficked in #DFW https://t.co/LHe7hyKgVu #TXLege
— Forever in debt to your priceless advice. (@PDiddie) June 10, 2022
Hey Texas - we’ve been so inundated with tragedy, it feels necessary to lift up that the Texas Rangers papered over this private, Christian ranch that abused kids. …another example of wasted tax dollars, political CYA, and finally… broken kids that no one cares about. #txlege https://t.co/kB4xniVwpc
— genevieve (@genvc) June 2, 2022
I guess that's the segue to cops doing their usual thing.
In South Texas, a huge dome of #border #security has been built over mostly Latino communities near the #Mexico-US line. It took a teenager only seconds to pierce it in #Uvalde. https://t.co/xIlrBw4VQ1 - via @TexasObserver
— Lise Olsen (@LiseDigger) June 7, 2022
Texas prison officials have suspended inmate transports after a convicted murderer allegedly killed a man and his four grandchildren after escaping from custody. https://t.co/4hWzDsFDex
— ABC News (@ABC) June 8, 2022
Yes, we all remember the good old days when prisoner transfers went right by the book.
I did say 'burning up'.
"Heat has become one of America’s most prolific environmental killers, causing at least 10,000 deaths in the U.S. between 1999 and 2016. About 70 Texans have died each year of heat-related causes since 1999."https://t.co/bYFHDBfy8w
— Texas Observer (@TexasObserver) June 5, 2022
Q: What is the cost of #ExtremeWeather in #TX ?
— @CCLHouston (@CCLHouston) June 7, 2022
A: 12 separate $Billion dollar disasters in #TX during 2021#MegaDrought #WildFires #Hurricanes #ClimateChange #TXLege
via @NOAA ▶️ https://t.co/IsTjC0sXhb pic.twitter.com/fEPEkjnkQP
New poll(!): Texans want the state to expand #CleanEnergy and improve infrastructure bc #ClimateChange. https://t.co/zte3hcTx6w #txenergy #txlege
— Emma Pabst (@PabstBlasts) June 9, 2022
More left for Monday on Texas conservatives' latest response to protecting children: poutrage at drag shows. Right now I need some calm-me-downs.
First: so long to these two Texans.
He was the first great running back in franchise history. https://t.co/4JaPQolkbL
— Fort Worth Star-Telegram (@startelegram) June 10, 2022
Jim Seals died yesterday at the age of 80.
— Texas Monthly (@TexasMonthly) June 7, 2022
In the February 2020 issue, @MikeHallTexas told the story of Seals' musical roots in West Texas, which would help launch the seventies soft-rock revolution. https://t.co/evdFWiRZhA
“I have problems: I am out of clean clothes, I cannot find my glasses, my English paper is late, and my pockets are not big enough for all the heroin I have,’ reads the Thompson-esque opening line of her 300-page memoir, Corrections in Ink…”https://t.co/gGABPW4FeY
— Texas Observer (@TexasObserver) June 7, 2022
The Austin Public Library and BookPeople will hold a series of events that "engage with books that have been banned or challenged." https://t.co/LLPakAX3qB
— Austin 360 (@austin360) June 8, 2022
Juneteenth commemorates the freedom of Black Americans, celebrates Black history, art, & culture, and reminds us of the progress yet to be made toward racial justice.
— Progress Texas (@ProgressTX) June 6, 2022
We’ve compiled a lineup of #Juneteenth events across the state over the next few weeks: https://t.co/rok6Cnqiza
The U.S. Coast Guard Cutter Eagle is sailing through the Galveston Ship Channel this morning. It's the largest tall ship in active service of the U.S. govt at 295 ft with 3 masts, 22,300 sq. ft. of sail, and 6 miles or rigging. The last time it visited was 1972. #TXwx #GLSwx https://t.co/05819wemS8
— NWS Houston (@NWSHouston) June 10, 2022

















































