Sunday, October 06, 2024

No Facts Checked Funnies


If they're facts then they don't need to be checked.

As Duopoly Indigestion 2024 draws closer -- voting by mail has already begun in some states -- the few things you can count on every single day are that Trump will tell lies, Vance will embellish those lies, their media sycophants will repeat the lies and exaggerations as facts ...


... and the Democrats and their media lickspittles will be shockedIsay about it. Meanwhile Kamala will dodge the press as much as she can, say as little as possible when she can't, and Walz will mimic her every move and non-utterance.

Boring AF performative BS on a loop.

I'm not voting for any Republican, particularly not one with a D beside their name (that includes Colin All Red).
But I can't help but think that if Harris loses, it will be because she chased after the Liz Cheney/Adam Kinzinger Republicans and ignored the voters most put off by the Cheneys and W Bush neocons lining up behind her. The people responsible for US policy in the Middle East for the past 20+ years.

Sunday, September 29, 2024

Not Getting It Funnies


Why we're not voting for it.

It has something to do with lesser evils.
When even Mike Ramirez can figure it out ... Democrats might just be ignoring it.

Maybe we should try another tack. A different angle.
'Immigrants are stealing jobs AND welfare benefits', you say? I think Kamala just got back from the border saying she's going to fix that problem, so blaming the GOP for being hateful nativists could be overlooking those conservative allies of yours voting blue this cycle.
Its 20th anniversary was in July, and still nobody remembers "A Day Without a Mexican"? The economics of immigrants -- cheap labor -- doesn't seem to be registering in the corporate media either, to say nothing of the duopoly, when the choices are presented as between fascism and a second term of Nothing Will Fundamentally Change.

So with the absence of anything resembling serious policy discussion from the red or blue wings of the Uniparty, we get a constant stream of culture crap. And 'Joy'.
So.

Sunday, September 22, 2024

Monsters Ball Funnies


I kinda thought making fun of the pets on the Ohio menu last week was going to be a short-term joke, like most of what tumbles out of the mouth of JD Vance and Donald Trump. I was mistaken.
Every single day that Godwin dude's Law just bursts into flames again. This week it was Henry Payne of -- but not posted at -- the Detroit News who dug a long thin hole and buried the bar in it.
Here's the latest. Certain Congress critters -- introducing Rep. Harriet Hageman of Wyoming, who ousted Lynn Cheney from Congress two years ago -- were among the sociopaths not acquitting themselves as human beings.


And speaking of psychos, Diddy also had -- is having -- a bad week (NSFW).


Prolly gonna hafta change my nick after all these years of drafting off that guy. Not just Sean John Combs with the sexual perversions being exposed, either.


Also should point out that Kamala didn't have the best week herself.


Save the orcas, hug a tree, stop the wars, either tax the billionaires or barbecue them, and FFS don't let them silence the cartoonists.