-- Is it safe to say Mexico is having a yuuuuuge week? From Houston Texans' tackle Duane Brown's #MexicanMeat to "I love the Hispanics", it was indeed a special Cinco.
-- Let's count the ways Drumpf fucked it up:
It's going to be a riotous six months for comedians and snarky bloggers, but a seriously bad time for our nation and democracy generally. So I'm kinda torn.
-- Did you hammer a few too many margaritas yesterday? Taco Cabana has your coupon for hangover breakfast tacos that's only good this morning. And hopefully you didn't consume any of the rot-gut at some of these fine Houston establishments.
-- Tony Buzbee, Rick Perry's lawyer, got his drink on a couple of months too early. He'll be spending some of his Memorial Day weekend getting ready for his DWI trial.
More on Drumpf's racism and misogyny in the pipeline, but I need to go pick up some tacos.
-- Let's count the ways Drumpf fucked it up:
Should a presidential candidate really be hawking his name-brand taco bowl to constituents?
Should Trump really be saying “Hispanics” when Cinco de Mayo is a Mexican holiday?
Should Trump even be trying to win over Mexican voters on Cinco de Mayo, an event that’s not celebrated in most of Mexico and serves primarily as a day for Americans to party and drink tequila?
Should Trump be celebrating Cinco de Mayo with a crispy taco salad -- a product invented in Texas?
Should he even be claiming Trump Tower Grill has the best taco bowls when Yelp gives the restaurant a mere 3.5 stars out of five? (Update: Also the Tower Grill does not even sell the taco bowls.)
Why is Trump eating that taco bowl next to a photo of his ex-wife Marla Maples?
Haven't we seen enough bad holiday tweets from #brands? This we assume is just the beginning from Trump. Lest we forget, one of his campaign promises is to end the War on Christmas.
It's going to be a riotous six months for comedians and snarky bloggers, but a seriously bad time for our nation and democracy generally. So I'm kinda torn.
-- Did you hammer a few too many margaritas yesterday? Taco Cabana has your coupon for hangover breakfast tacos that's only good this morning. And hopefully you didn't consume any of the rot-gut at some of these fine Houston establishments.
-- Tony Buzbee, Rick Perry's lawyer, got his drink on a couple of months too early. He'll be spending some of his Memorial Day weekend getting ready for his DWI trial.
More on Drumpf's racism and misogyny in the pipeline, but I need to go pick up some tacos.
