'Pirate of the Caribbean' Funnies

Not quite Captain Jack Sparrow.

"Pirata en el Caribe"@realDonaldTrump #Venezuela #Citgo #DonaldTrump #Caracas #piratería #buquepetrolero #DoctrinaMonroe #VenezuelaResiste @Laiguanatv @RompevientoTV @teleSURtv #Colombia #pirateríainternacional pic.twitter.com/tJ9NO86azz

— Antonio Rodríguez (@rodriguezmonos) December 11, 2025

Global maritime law says it's not piracy if a recognized state's proxy does it (so Somalis are pirates, SEALs are heroes, and Houthis are ...?). Which I suppose is why Jean LaFitte called his merry band privateers back in the day. T-Pain fits the bill in that respect.

Obras maestras del máster de másters pic.twitter.com/lrICtdVbtT

— JOSÉ (@unam_condor) December 12, 2025

I am also reminded of a cinematic psychopath, Daniel (Day-Lewis) Plainview from There Will Be Blood, specifically the phrase "I drink your milkshake".

Estados Unidos preocupado por #Venezuela pic.twitter.com/rSUHqOtYEj

— ZuritaCarpio (@ZuritaCarpio) December 11, 2025

The Donroe Doctrine asserts that dead men tell no tales, so there's our rationale for the "coming" land bombings.

pic.twitter.com/NGbcqy2ddL

— Derli López (@derlilopeza) December 11, 2025

T-Dawg likes his Coke with lots of ICE.

In today’s Weekend Herald pic.twitter.com/PiDYYufa9L

— Rod Emmerson (@rodemmerson) December 12, 2025

Indeed we are losing our legacy media in rapid fashion. Sometimes that's not a good thing.

The way we watch movies has changes. Today’s cartoon by @KarikaturaLv. More cartoons: https://t.co/IJN0jQWrG4#movies #cinema #culture #technology pic.twitter.com/o3qBisalvj

— Cartoon Movement (@cartoonmovement) December 10, 2025

And sometimes it is.

https://t.co/QQK9Uud2I0 pic.twitter.com/hjq5urUAgK

— Eli Valley (@elivalley) December 10, 2025

Some brief gallows humor about the Texas Senate contest. Thirty years on and the Donks are still placing their own necks in the noose.

the age divide here is pretty funny, older tv watchers want their MSNBC character, younger folks have seen the preacher guy’s instagram https://t.co/POVt7XMkM6

— austerity is theft (@wideofthepost) December 12, 2025

"Jasmine Crockett vs. Ken Paxton is the US Senate race Texans Deserve"

The Texas Senate race, which may decide control of Congress for the back half of Trump‘s last term, is now a five-way big-money no-holds-barred brawl between five flawed candidates: https://t.co/hgVlPHeq2n

— Christopher Hooks (@cd_hooks) December 11, 2025

Schmaltzmark Channel Holiday Specials from Brian McFadden:

I mentioned Oglaf last week; this is't one of his blasphemous toons (those are coming, just in time for Xmas) but it reminds me slightly of T-Boy. Any random presser lately, to be precise.