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Sunday Revisionist History Funnies

Fresh indictments no longer pending.

A Ted Cruz Nightmare #Barbie #tedcruz #BarbieMovie pic.twitter.com/pKHgH3jJGy

— Nick_Anderson_ (@Nick_Anderson_) July 25, 2023

Joe Pesci opened the next episode of SNL saying he wanted to smack her in the mouth. Sinatra said she needed "her ass kicked". Her records were pulled from airplay and burned and bulldozed in protest. She was more brave, and more right, than she ever got credit for. https://t.co/yOTFPphhw7

— The author, Séamas O'Reilly (@shockproofbeats) July 26, 2023

Sunday "Left His Heart" Funnies

This magnificent artistry of my dear brother Fish reveals the myth of the spoiler - a refusal of both parties to examine their lethal connection to corporate greed at home and militarism abroad. This myth says that David is solely responsible for Goliath's arrogance, myopia and… pic.twitter.com/3fCEelkRjM

— Cornel West (@CornelWest) July 21, 2023

and that Barbie probably drove a gas guzzler pic.twitter.com/RuI2P1QiWC

— Martyn Turner (@turnercartoons) July 22, 2023

In 1958, Tony Bennett had a two-week engagement at the Shamrock Hilton. During his stay, he put in an appearance at three area Weingarten's. This ad is from the Feb. 6, 1958, Chronicle. pic.twitter.com/GuE8kbCbDm

— BayouCityHistory (@BayouCtyHistory) July 22, 2023

Sunday "Unsolved Mysteries" Funnies

The president's admonitions include: "Goddammit, how the f**k don't you know this?!", "Don't f**king bullsh*t me!" and "Get the f**k out of here!" -- according to current and former Biden aides who have witnessed and been on the receiving end of outbursts.

Democrats are worried that progressives who are not excited about Joe Biden are giving a serious look at opponents like RFK Jr. and Dr. Cornel West. So they are dragging out their old playbook: insulting and demeaning the other candidates while subjecting their supporters to a stream of invective designed to make them feel guilty for ‘wasting their vote.’ Doesn’t work very well, but why not try again?

The bean counters have just fired three of the best cartoonists in the nation. Click here - https://t.co/OfnQGzRY9c - for a rant in support of Pulitzer winners and unemployed commentators #JackOhman @joelpett1 and @KevinSiers and of editorial cartooning in general. No surrender! pic.twitter.com/ikaEW2P4OT

— Mike Peterson (@ComicStripOTD) July 12, 2023