Sunday, October 27, 2024

Fourth Estate, Fifth Column Funnies


The term being used is "anticipatory obedience", which is to say that the owners of the LA Times and Washington Post are withholding endorsements of Kamala Harris because they're afraid of what will happen to them if they infuriate Donald Trump and he wins.
It’s not necessary to know (Trump's) dimensions to realize that it's one thing to brag about assaulting women in what you thought was the privacy of a tour bus and quite another to address a crowd on the topic of how having a large penis makes you a "man’s man".

For my part, I always strove to be a woman's man, but let's not drag Dr. Freud into this, except to observe that sometimes a cigar is only a cigar but the real problems come when it's only a cigarette.
Worried about the polling?

Frack around, find out.
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Sunday, October 20, 2024

Not Too Clever Funnies


Beginning today closer to home, and as voting approaches kickoff tomorrow: the latest polling reveals Trump will carry Tayhahs comfortably (no surprise), Ted Cruz will also (only a surprise to wishful Donkeys) and Harris County will hold blue as well.

The University of Texas Longhorns were #1 in the nation, but either Cruz or Matthew McConaughey -- or was it the refs? -- jinxed it for 'em last night against the Georgia Bulldogs. Blame notwithstanding, Bevo still attracts the same amount of flies.
If Dementia Don pulls off the White House win, the Republifascists will be faced with the same concerns that the Democraps had earlier in the year.
Then again ... there's a few reasons why Kamala can't put this guy away (that don't have anything to do with him. Or Jill Stein.)
Indeed we do.
No matter which of these losers prevail, the rest of us are schlonged. We won't be hit as hard as one can get hit -- that's reserved for Palestinians -- but no matter whom, the next four years are going to be so far worse than the shitshow we've endured for the past eight ... you will not be able to measure it with modern technology.

The cartoonists, as with virtually all Western corporate media, continue to studiously ignore the pogrom in the room.
Okay, these were supposed to be 'Funnies'.

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