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A convicted felon or a Zionist who funds genocide?

"Biden is bad but Trump will be worse" how exactly? Team Blue squandered womens' repro rights and you expect them to be restored when it's their half-century to fundraise off the SCOTUS?

So ... none of the above? You'll be shamed for doing so by those who are unable to think outside the two-party box, intellectually disabled by their TDS/BDS.

.@Nick_Anderson_ tripped on an old trope here (the one that has less to do with his #TDS)

I'm #StillStein #NeverBiden #NeverTrump

Because I have never had to choose between the lesser of two genocides, and I am NOT going to start now. https://t.co/lmi2sUqUaZ

— screamschildrenremoved (@PDiddie) May 29, 2024

Once more, for those who need a civics refresher: it's not third parties, it's the Electoral College. The real worthless votes are the ones cast for Joe Biden in Texas, Donald Trump in California, and so on like that in Blue MAGA and Red MAGA states. (There's a compelling argument for voting for a non-duopoly candidate in a swing state, but some of you still aren't ready for that conversation.)

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

Biden’s problems with younger voters are glaring, poll finds

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— Free Range Comic. (@BillWhitehead8) May 28, 2024

Happy Pride Month.

"Freak Flag Fly" Funnies

This Memorial Day ... never forget.

Before the libs start blaming Jill Stein for the SCOTUS again, let's refocus on the actual problem.

“After the January 6th Capitol riot, social media companies blocked Donald Trump’s accounts. His poll numbers, which had been awful, began to creep up. Now he’s being silenced again by being stuck in court four days a week and subject to a partial gag order, and the same phenomenon is happening again. The less voters hear from the former president, the better they like him.”

News: Biden doesn't believe his abysmal polling. Neither do Senate Democrats. Apparently all they have to do in order to defeat Trump in November is ... hang out. Chillax. Wait around.

Ampersand at Alas! A Blog has been posting thoughtful societal commentary. Click over and read them both; here's some excerpts.

As some of you know, a couple of weeks ago – which is approximately forty centuries in internet time – a question went viral on the web: Asking women if they’d rather be in the woods with an unknown bear or an unknown man?

One odd thing about being an atheist, as many atheists have pointed out, is that although we disbelieve in all gods, many of us extra disbelieve in a particular God – whichever God was dominant where we grew up.

In my case, even though I’m Jewish, the God I extra disbelieve in isn’t the Old Testament God – although I disbelieve in him too – but the mainstream American Christian God, the God of sending people to Hell if they haven’t gotten the good word and repented and sent in money and voted pro-life.

It was the hedge fund bustout, not the Endless Shrimp, that cooked them.

Congrats to Peter Kuper, and RIP cartoonists Ed Hall and Ron Moffatt.