Garbage In, Garbage Out Funnies

Ben Garrison LMAO

This feels like a huge self own pic.twitter.com/rOt9zdSfFD

— pokey pup (@Whatapityonyou) November 2, 2024

Thanks again to Ted Rall for hitting the nail on the head every single time.

Yet another inadvertent endorsement for Jill Stein (or the third-party candidate of your choosing) from another cartoonist who failed to realize that democracy dictates more than two spoiled choices.

I couldn't let #Halloween go by without digging this #cartoon up. (Especially in an #election year.) pic.twitter.com/dXswHVqrRZ

— Paul Berge (@PaulBergeToons) November 1, 2024

Immigration is a tremendous problem in this nation, as Donald Trump, Kamala Harris, Ted Cruz, and Colin Allred have been screeching about for months now. And it will undoubtedly become a bigger problem, for migrants and the rest of us, regardless of the election results.

Mass Deportation?#TrumpIsUnfitForOffice pic.twitter.com/EPuRxcUgWq

— Nick Anderson/Political Cartoonist (@Nick_Anderson_) October 25, 2024

Immigration is great for the US. It’s great for the economy. It’s great for our culture. Compared to those of us born here, immigrants are disproportionately of working age, disproportionately working, and disproportionately law-abiding. Immigrants are more likely to work in “essential” jobs. Immigrants are more likely to start new businesses than the native-born, creating more jobs than they take.

There’s probably no one policy which could do more to improve the U.S. economy than making it easier for people to immigrate.

And a huge number of Americans are convinced that immigration is a terrible thing.

Life imitating art #SpainFloods #ClimateEmergency pic.twitter.com/gLJzgsupw4

— MattGolding Cartoons (@GoldingCartoons) November 1, 2024

Vote However You Feel; This Whole Show Is About Feelings Anyway

"Just don’t make the mistake of thinking you’re doing anything other than sucking on an emotional pacifier, because you’re not."

Reading by Tim Foley. pic.twitter.com/mVSYqgUMd5

— Caitlin Johnstone (@caitoz) November 2, 2024

Fourth Estate, Fifth Column Funnies

The term being used is "anticipatory obedience", which is to say that the owners of the LA Times and Washington Post are withholding endorsements of Kamala Harris because they're afraid of what will happen to them if they infuriate Donald Trump and he wins.

It’s not necessary to know (Trump's) dimensions to realize that it's one thing to brag about assaulting women in what you thought was the privacy of a tour bus and quite another to address a crowd on the topic of how having a large penis makes you a "man’s man".

For my part, I always strove to be a woman's man, but let's not drag Dr. Freud into this, except to observe that sometimes a cigar is only a cigar but the real problems come when it's only a cigarette.

Worried about the polling?

John Darkow, The Columbia Missourian #Israel pic.twitter.com/DYeka2Joq4

— Editorial & Political Cartoons (@EandPCartoons) October 25, 2024

Frack around, find out.