Trump-Free Funnies

Mostly.

It might be the genocide that the people in charge say isn't happening.

A dozen Republican senators sent a written threat to the International Criminal Court warning them not to issue an arrest warrant for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Which is itself illegal under international law.

Let's not spare MAGA their well-earned derision. I think -- given the overreach of the Grand Old Patriarch party -- the Donks can make hay with women on reproductive rights ... never mind Obama and his Congressional super majorities failing to codify Roe, or RBG hanging on too long at SCOTUS, and the variety of "other priorities" the Democrats always seem to have.

But they need to get smarter about it.

When contraceptives are outlawed, only outlaws will be able to obtain contraceptives.

Ken Paxton's eye very well characterized here.

Political cartoon by @branchtoon. pic.twitter.com/EtfxReyVSR

— Houston Chronicle Opinion (@ChronOpinion) June 7, 2024

Choices Funnies

A convicted felon or a Zionist who funds genocide?

"Biden is bad but Trump will be worse" how exactly? Team Blue squandered womens' repro rights and you expect them to be restored when it's their half-century to fundraise off the SCOTUS?

So ... none of the above? You'll be shamed for doing so by those who are unable to think outside the two-party box, intellectually disabled by their TDS/BDS.

.@Nick_Anderson_ tripped on an old trope here (the one that has less to do with his #TDS)

I'm #StillStein #NeverBiden #NeverTrump

Because I have never had to choose between the lesser of two genocides, and I am NOT going to start now. https://t.co/lmi2sUqUaZ

— screamschildrenremoved (@PDiddie) May 29, 2024

Once more, for those who need a civics refresher: it's not third parties, it's the Electoral College. The real worthless votes are the ones cast for Joe Biden in Texas, Donald Trump in California, and so on like that in Blue MAGA and Red MAGA states. (There's a compelling argument for voting for a non-duopoly candidate in a swing state, but some of you still aren't ready for that conversation.)

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

Biden’s problems with younger voters are glaring, poll finds

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— Free Range Comic. (@BillWhitehead8) May 28, 2024

Happy Pride Month.