Sad and yet hilarious. Remember eight years ago when the conservatives were saying Howard Dean might say something untoward?
Michael Steele is so lame he cannot even be a decent douchebag. But because the Cheneys are taking the week off ...
Surely someone on the Right will stand up and claim this week's prize. Who's out there? Hannity? Coulter? Malkin? Don't let your side down now.
Newt? Sarah? Billo? Hello?
Your party needs you. Represent.
While we wait for a response, let's go ahead and put Harry Reid on the "Douchebag of the Week" list for agreeing with his Oklahoma Republican colleague, Jim Inhofe, that we can't close Guantanamo because that would mean we would have to put 'terrorists' in American prisons. And that is unacceptable.
Harry Reid -- like all the Republicans -- is terrified of those terrible 'terrists' in Guantanamo being held in a prison in this country. I'm not sure why; maybe because they might break out, or get out because they haven't committed any crime, or because they might convert our nice American prisoners to Islam and terrorism or maybe because we would have to finally give them those pesky "rights" like due process or free speech or something.
*slaps forehead*
Harry Reid is the weakest Senate majority leader I can ever imagine.
