So many morons tried to apply after the doors were closed that I finally had to weld the door shut on the
previous post and start this one.
-- Let's begin with Dr. and Sen. Donna Campbell of San Antonio (and
Wonkette). It's SFW but unsafe for your sanity.
Texas Doctor Senator Idiot Lady Says No Abortions Because Men Bleed From Their Butts
(Campbell) would just, as a doctor and a woman, prefer it if the great state of Texas require that abortion clinics
meet the regulatory standards for surgical centers, which would just
happen to shut down all the state’s abortion clinics but five. But she
has a super-good reason for this: because men bleed from their butts,
and if a man is bleeding from his butt, then in the ER “We have a
surgeon on call. But we don’t have a surgeon on call for someone who is
hemorrhaging from the uterus.” Dr. Sen. Campbell, y’all!
Most people watching this stream of consciousness performance art
from Dr. Sen. Campbell would think: maybe if a woman shows up at the ER
hemorrhaging from her uterus, the ER should be required to get a surgeon
on call? That seems like it would be a good law. We think Dr. Sen.
Campbell should introduce it.
Yes, there is video of her saying these things.