Sunday, March 15, 2026

Dire Straits Funnies


Narrator: As Judeo-Christian hegemony continues to rain missiles down on the people of Iran in order to *checks notes* stop them from building a nuclear weapon that they have been on the verge of acquiring for decades ... Trump bombs Kharg Island, then retreats to Mar-a-Lago for another weekend of golf and fundraising. While urging oil tanker captains in the Strait of Hormuz to "show some guts" and run the gauntlet.


American lives have already been lost in Operation Epstein Fury, and many more will die for the cause of a Greater Israel, but that is a price our Glorious Leader is willing to pay.
Iran appears to observe Daylight Savings Time but it seems they have sprung forward by resetting their clocks to 1979.
The war is ending soon and the war is just beginning. Also: there is no war.
Did you follow the Prairieland trial?
Will you be watching the Oscars?
RIP, Country Joe.
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Sunday, March 08, 2026

"Jesus Take the Wheel" Toons


Title: 'Men of faith'. Caption: "We cannot allow religious fanatics to have nuclear weapons".


I'm inclined to mention Israel here since they started this war. But that would be conflating religion with government. The Founders didn't favor theocracy. So the distinction -- Zionists, Christian or other -- remains an important one.

For Chrissakes take the stick, take the con, the helm, do some fuckin' thing.
"W. Bush advisor Condoleeza Rice seen at White House"
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Sunday, March 01, 2026

Operation Epstein Fury Funnies


For those unable to see the caption above -- and would rather not click on the Xeet to read it: "Wouldn't you know it! The Hendersons have the bomb."

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Sunday, February 22, 2026

Kings, Queens, and Guillotines Toons

"Oil prices surge on Iran attack threats". Deputy Editor of Opinion Schmendrick at the Houston Chronic: "Good news for Houston". Asst. Deputy/chief suckup Putz: "hit it out of the park"

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Sunday, February 15, 2026

"Love is ..." Funnies

It took a naughty but nice little rabbit to show us the way.
But some people can't see it, can't feel it. As we know.
(I think the last line says: "And fuck you too")
Early primary election voting for duopoly nominees -- in a November general election that seems tenuous at best -- begins on Tuesday, but sit those out if you want to participate in the Texas Green or Libertarian Party nominating conventions next month. Regular readers can confirm I've lost the will to believe that the old ways of doing things will be sufficient to engineer the necessary changes for the survival of life on Earth in the increasingly short term (your grandchildren's lifetime).

Nevertheless, there are still cartoons for a giggle and some snark to snipe.

Houston-area Donks had a 'Love Who You Vote For' party this weekend. I'm not getting Stephen Stills 'settling for' vibes from their intraparty skirmishing this year.


Fortunately for the Blues, the Reds have that love/hate thing going on a lot stronger.


If only an invisible force -- more a feeling, a sensation, than a person or presence -- but with retribution as sole motivation were to strike the evil-doers ...
And for the rest of February, we'll effort to focus on some better history.
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