Sunday, March 02, 2025

"That Eggscalated Quickly" Funnies


As we've come to expect, today is a new day. Who wants fresh hell for breakfast?
Hard boiled or over easy?
How about: "took the fight to the grocery store"?


Maybe the Democrats can finally recruit some MAGA.
Yes there will be a fifty-cent surcharge per egg, whether you're eating or throwing.

Damned Russian disinfo again. Did someone say 'Oval Office smackdown'?
The sketch played it only slightly more absurd than the real Oval Office shoutfest.

As Zelensky tried to get a word in, Trump and Vance attacked him for not being sufficiently deferential. Some of the lines were similar to the ones that Trump actually used on Friday.

“You say you want to end this war, but frankly, you don’t have the cards. Okay? I have the cards, all right? I have Skip. I have Draw Four. I have Reverse. I have Get Out of Jail Free. The Supreme Court gave me that one.”

Think I won't watch the Oscars either.
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