So much snark, so little time.
A prison-striped, starry-eyed pachyderm, on his hind legs (they only go two-legged when they're engaging in coitus), gathering behind next year.
Or perhaps ...
(I)t really does look like an elephant that just got ran over by a truck and is now splattered and dazed on the ground, covered in skid marks.
All the good ones have already been taken. But there's plenty of bad ones left, and they're all pretty funny.