"Hague, Schmague" Toons

*Actual quote from Israel's National Security Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir.

Greg Abbott might be having the time of his life. He might also be cruising for an epic bruising. Social media has been both kind and unkind.

BREAKING NEWS: GOVERNOR GREG ABBOTT ISSUES STATEMENT ON PUBLIC FEUD WITH LIAM NISSAN: "I DON'T LIKE STAND-UP COMEDIANS" pic.twitter.com/SJelNvaDAP

— Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) January 25, 2024

Ken Paxton's life, by contrast, is getting a little worse.

#PoliticalCartoon by @branchtoon. pic.twitter.com/qBSAbFTuvf

— Houston Chronicle Opinion (@ChronOpinion) January 23, 2024

What's rough about this next one is that Team Donkey thinks that should be an elephant talking. They just cannot see that all those Republicans who've defected -- who say they're perfectly comfortable in the Democratic Party -- aren't helping them succeed electorally.

Statue Of Limitations https://t.co/AbvotV7qZk pic.twitter.com/XsTqp5BvM2

— Matt Davies (@MatttDavies) January 23, 2024

Sunday "Seen This Movie" Funnies

I didn't like it the first time.

Oh *slaps table* I thought you were talking about 1968.

Offense or defense?

That would be 'neither'.