... but only if
you're an idiot, of course:
10. Vote Republican if you think it's a good idea to
post detailed nuclear bomb-making instructions -- in Arabic -- on the Internet.
9. Vote Republican if you want to
stay the course in Iraq.
8. Vote Republican if you think the President should get
advice on gay-bashing from a fundamentalist pastor who
secretly bangs gay prostitutes.
7. Vote Republican if you think the best way to deal with a child predator is to
cover your own ass.
6. Vote Republican if you
hate the military.
5. Vote Republican if you like people who will literally
say anything to
get elected.
4. Vote Republican if you think the best way to answer a tough question is to
have your questioner beaten up.
3. Vote Republican if you think
laws are for other people -- particularly
brown, Democratic people.
2. Vote Republican if you think it's cool for Congressmen to
pay their mistresses to keep quiet until after Election Day.
and
1. Vote Republican if you think this bunch is NOT the most corrupt, hypocritical, worthless bunch of asshats you have ever seen in your life.
In the past six years Republicans have had total control of the US and state government. They have held onto that power by literally terrorizing their constituents, fooling them into believing that if the GOP isn't running the show then Uncle Sam will be blown up by terrorists, buggered by a homosexual and lose his job to a Mexican.
The politics of fear have allowed Republicans in Washington and Austin to wipe themselves with the Constitution, redistrict themselves into semi-permanent majorities, take away rights that human beings have relied on for centuries, devastate our children's healthcare and education, abandon their responsibility to check the power of the presidency, enrich themselves and their corporate clients while assaulting the middle class, and ruin the lives of countless thousands of people from Baghdad to New Orleans and East Texas. They've done all this by following a strict doctrine of "divide and conquer," turning American against American and Texan against Texan while their cronies sit back, laugh, and rake in the cash.
If you have friends, family, neighbors, or co-workers who are as disgusted by the modern Republican party as I am, make sure you get them to the polls on the day after tomorrow. The GOP has spent the last six years telling us what
cannot be done. There remains a long road ahead, but many Democratic victories on Tuesday can be the first step toward repairing the damage these idiots have done, and making the USA -- and Texas -- great again.