Not Getting It Funnies

Why we're not voting for it.

It has something to do with lesser evils.

When even Mike Ramirez can figure it out ... Democrats might just be ignoring it.

Maybe we should try another tack. A different angle.

'Immigrants are stealing jobs AND welfare benefits', you say? I think Kamala just got back from the border saying she's going to fix that problem, so blaming the GOP for being hateful nativists could be overlooking those conservative allies of yours voting blue this cycle.

Its 20th anniversary was in July, and still nobody remembers "A Day Without a Mexican"? The economics of immigrants -- cheap labor -- doesn't seem to be registering in the corporate media either, to say nothing of the duopoly, when the choices are presented as between fascism and a second term of Nothing Will Fundamentally Change.

So with the absence of anything resembling serious policy discussion from the red or blue wings of the Uniparty, we get a constant stream of culture crap. And 'Joy'.

So.

He said with a sawdusty sneeze: "I am the Lorax. I speak for the Greens!" pic.twitter.com/GLH87WAExZ

— Team Stein/Ware 2024 (@TeamJillStein) September 27, 2024

Monsters Ball Funnies

I kinda thought making fun of the pets on the Ohio menu last week was going to be a short-term joke, like most of what tumbles out of the mouth of JD Vance and Donald Trump. I was mistaken.

Every single day that Godwin dude's Law just bursts into flames again. This week it was Henry Payne of -- but not posted at -- the Detroit News who dug a long thin hole and buried the bar in it.

Here's the latest. Certain Congress critters -- introducing Rep. Harriet Hageman of Wyoming, who ousted Lynn Cheney from Congress two years ago -- were among the sociopaths not acquitting themselves as human beings.

Do you have your pager on you?” — Rep. Hageman today in response to a constituent asking about Israel’s attacks on Lebanon which killed two children. pic.twitter.com/U0teJFt99W

— Medea Benjamin (@medeabenjamin) September 18, 2024

And speaking of psychos, Diddy also had -- is having -- a bad week (NSFW).

Internet Is Undefeated: They Dropped A Cartoon Showing How Diddy’s Jail Time Might Go Down!https://t.co/HDDxIxxMDN pic.twitter.com/v3MVyOKZA9

— WORLDSTARHIPHOP (@WORLDSTAR) September 22, 2024

Baby who ever is making these cartoon skits of “Surviving Diddy” got me weak 😩🤣🤣

Why they came out with one last month called “Tales From The Freak Offs” 🤣🤣

They done added 50 Cent, Justin Bieber, Usher, Meek Mill, Bryshere Gray, Will Smith, Wendy William, TD Jakes &… https://t.co/xNofwhWFf5 pic.twitter.com/I9JNC42N3k

— ✨GOT DA SCOOP✨ (@GotDaScoop) September 21, 2024

Editorial cartoon: Diddy’s cell
https://t.co/jTNU3jgdpz

— Dallas Morning News (@dallasnews) September 21, 2024

Prolly gonna hafta change my nick after all these years of drafting off that guy. Not just Sean John Combs with the sexual perversions being exposed, either.

American Black Nazi Party Worried Mark Robinson Could Hurt Other Candidates Down Ballot https://t.co/Zload0MXSB

— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 20, 2024

Also should point out that Kamala didn't have the best week herself.

Kamala Harris serves word salad 🥗 to Oprah: "Let’s come together with the character that we are so proud of about who we are" 🤭 https://t.co/6luUGUfT54

— screamschildrenremoved (@PDiddie) September 20, 2024

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— Rodney Latstetter #GREENPARTY #JILLSTEIN🍉🍉 (@USASocialist57) September 18, 2024

Save the orcas, hug a tree, stop the wars, either tax the billionaires or barbecue them, and FFS don't let them silence the cartoonists.