Sunday, May 31, 2026

Groan Ass Men Funnies


The contest for the U.S. Senate seat in the Great State has officially begun.


"Is there a vegan alternative for egging a fascist?"

"I only found a brick."

"Perfect."


A can of soup works also pretty well, especially if it's Jesse Watters.

I'm still gonna pass on the Corn tacos.
I suppose when Your President is Jesus (or a doctor, or a global conqueror, or whatever T-Boy is cosplaying as this week) no other man can compare.
After all, you can crime all you like and get paid by him for it.
Meanwhile the Masculine, Manly, For Men Only White House Cage Match/Freedom 250 Concert Rally seems to be coming together nicely.


So like everything else he touches: it turns into gold.


Grown. Ass. Men.


I am nearly 70 years old and I still don't get it.


Schlitz was the most popular beer in the country in the mid-70's, when I began drinking beer (a little ahead of my time). But there was a new, quickly popular entry in the market: Lite Beer from Miller. Rest in piss, Schlitz.

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