Good Week for Donkeys Funnies

Look at those asses.

Ass Kicking https://t.co/c2fKWAjSTM

— Nick Anderson/Political Cartoonist (@Nick_Anderson_) November 4, 2026

There's still some TDS afflicting a few, but there's a lot for them to celebrate. As they should.

Me, I went to Blexas Roadhouse and had the gender-affirming rolls. But if the kids in college want to do "Tits Out for Talifreakos", I certainly won't object.

Quietly waiting to see which of the anonymous Texas Legislature twitter accounts re-brands as Gina WhereTheHoesAt I'm looking at you @crabcakesdanny #TXLEGE

— Michael Board (@MikeBoard1200) November 6, 2026

Now try not to fuck it up.

Donkey Awaken https://t.co/eX5CdkUxCt

— ☠️ HAPPY ☠️ (@happyroadkill) November 6, 2026

the handoff https://t.co/WGSJmj5Guj

— Dennis Goris | Cartoons (@DennisGoris) November 6, 2026

Meanwhile ... T-Hoes mad, y'all.

https://t.co/idxR3Q9WKo

— le Malque Guedaldoldule (@sporosbe) November 8, 2026

The polling missed again, and pretty badly. Some of those outfits incorporated predictive markets in their models. Maybe a Congressional investigation is in order.

TEXAS GOVERNOR ODDS: (24 hour change) 🟦 Gina Hinojosa: 34% (-6%) 🟥 Greg Abbott: 67% (+6%) https://t.co/jPytIVj2iX

— Kalshi Politics (@KalshiPolitics) November 3, 2026

There were some losers besides the GOP.

Just. Can't. Wait.

Just call me Mister President https://t.co/z4uVHACkDY

— Dennis Goris | Cartoons (@DennisGoris) November 7, 2026