Food-Borne Illness Funnies

A few toons to (hopefully) make your stomach feel better.

Or not.

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Ellis Rosen. pic.twitter.com/2z8wpkSjsj

— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) August 21, 2026

Sailors on the Lincoln are (again, hopefully) coming home to better food.

Yes, after all these decades of being overseen by Republicans, it's the Democrats that are ruining our beautiful country. Even Joe Rogan is sounding the warning.

Now if only the Donks could get out of their own way ...

The upset victories of Dr. Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan and Angie Nixon in Florida have put the Democrats' civil war in sharp relief. Are moderates more electable? If so, who cares ...if they don’t do anything once they get into office?

Their voters seem to be finding some common ground.

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— le Malque Guedaldoldule (@sporosbe) August 21, 2026

Small victories. Incremental progress.

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— Boone Wetzel (@AlanAnd02668557) August 21, 2026

No we won't. Thank goodness.

WATCH: A humanoid robot training for the “Robot Olympics” in Beijing runs too fast, fails to stop, slams into a safety cushion, and breaks at the waist pic.twitter.com/WEHdYCiPlO

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) August 20, 2026

Save it up for later when the drought returns.

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— le Malque Guedaldoldule (@sporosbe) August 19, 2026

On satin sheets.

(1/3) In Memoriam: Drummer Frank Beard was inducted in 2004 with @ZZTop, who charmed millions with their supercharged boogie, brash music videos, and Texas-sized tours. Beard's drumming was characterized by versatile, tight rhythms – blending rock, blues, and country stylings. pic.twitter.com/FuQGIpleOy

— Rock & Roll Hall of Fame (@rockhall) August 18, 2026