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News: Lindsey Graham is no longer with Israel and might be having a conversation of longer than 17 minutes with Mitch McConnell. Let there be peace on Earth.

The Late U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham:

“I’m not with you, I’m with Israel, until my dying day.” pic.twitter.com/qPxjGAg61S

— James Li (@5149jamesli) July 12, 2026

On to the toons.

I told you these donkeys could screw this up.

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— screamschildrenremoved (@PDiddie) July 11, 2026

Unforced errors of the sexual variety only derail the Blues, never the Reds. The sitting Secretary of War also has a Nazi tatt on his tit, and he paid a woman $50K to keep silent about him assaulting her. No Republicans of any stature are calling for Ken Paxton to resign because he is shielding a convicted child molester.

But Gawd forbid you might be running as a *gasp* ...

After Democratic socialists swept the June Democratic primary races, the centrist-controlled Democratic National Committee resorted to its usual tactics. Rather than unifying the party’s progressives and corporate liberals, liberal right-wingers declared the DSA insurgency an… pic.twitter.com/e062LsYfzJ

— Ted Rall, America's BS Detector (@TedRall) July 7, 2026

The pseudo-scandals -- as with "socialism" transmogrifying into "communism" -- only serve to distract the poorly-educated. Can't blame the microplastics in their brains for everything.

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— Lee Judge (@leejudge8) July 10, 2026

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— le Malque Guedaldoldule (@sporosbe) July 9, 2026

Jesse Duquette https://t.co/hnlybzj0Qu

ICE murdered Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston yesterday, the latest person to be executed by Trump’s dumpy army of hate-drunk wraparound Oakley models. Every day we endure these inadequate bullies is a tragedy. pic.twitter.com/9cPKfaRqa0

— Brynt (@JohnBrynt) July 9, 2026

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— Michael de Adder (@deAdder) July 7, 2026

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— le Malque Guedaldoldule (@sporosbe) July 6, 2026

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— le Malque Guedaldoldule (@sporosbe) July 8, 2026

Mitch has always been as cold as ice, yet he always has time for friends and colleagues. pic.twitter.com/xc5EkpritQ

— John (repeat1968) Buss (@repeat1968) July 8, 2026

Yeah, there's some deadlines fast approaching.

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— Climate Of The Apes (@Climate_of_apes) July 9, 2026

What is SRM?

A partial eclipse, not a total.

Bonnie Tyler
1951 ~ 2026@brasil247 pic.twitter.com/DdfFS0MvIE

— Carlos Latuff (@LatuffCartoons) July 9, 2026