Sunday, October 06, 2013

Sunday Funnies


"How to end the government shutdown: I think if you hold down Texas and Maine at the same time, it automatically reboots."
-- Stephen Colbert


"People are saying now that before the government shutdown Congressmen went out and got drunk, celebrating that they had shut down the government. This is the kind of thing that could damage their 10 percent approval rating."
-- David Letterman


"Texas Senator Ted Cruz gave a 21-hour speech on the floor of the Senate during which he read Dr. Seuss's Green Eggs and Ham, did an impression of Darth Vader, and admitted his love for White Castle. I'm not sure what Cruz's speech was arguing for, but I'm guessing legalizing weed."
-- Seth Meyers

2 comments:

Katy Anders said...

These are great!

It's a shame that so many elected "leaders" are more concerned about looking bad on WorldNetDaily and Breitbart than they are with the country, but... better men than our Congress critters have gotten thrown off course by a little attention.

Keep up the great work!

PDiddie, aka Perry Hussein Dorrell said...

I'm just laughin' to keep from cryin' Katy.